Acid for Blood

I was sick and tired of the BioShock hype well before it was released. As Yahtzee pointed out in his hilarious animated video review, that much hype for a game doesn’t get him excited, it makes him suspicious. I’m on the same page with him there. Check it out for the funny.
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Corvus has a great post with some examples of what forum posts would look like if life was an MMOG:
Passing the bar is too hard! How do you expect people to access high level lawyer content if you make it struggle to get there? Nerf the bar!!
Lawrence R.
The stat bonuses to popularity don’t stack […]

Some nerd gave me this:

[More cards at VGCats]
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Worried that you won’t be able to get a Wii on 19th November (US) or 8th December (Europe)? Wii Wii has 10 incredibly helpful tips that will help you secure one, such as:
5.) Walk up to every male gamer in queue, and kiss him passionately, then scream at him “ZOMG why have you not returned […]

For some reason, Amazon.com is now selling food (in conjunction with local supermarkets). People have been submitting reviews. Here are some of the funnier reviews of Tuscan Whole Milk…

Enter your text and have ace attorney, Phoenix Wright, declare it in court.
Here’s one I made earlier. Hehe.
I want to get Phoenix Wright, but it won’t be for a while.
I am still fairly busy. Things will not subside until after the first week of August at the very earliest. I am looking forward to the […]

Said Alice via Messenger:
I just love that page that lists the funny WOW guild names. Any similar for Guild Wars?
I replied:
Dunno, but I could find out.
I searched around, but I could not find a list of funny/witty Guild Wars guild names. So I made one.

US President George W. Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair discuss the imminent threat of long-dead dictators in a series of hilarious videos (adverts?):
Teleconference 1: Ghengis Khan
Teleconference 2: The Who
Teleconference 3: Wang Kon
Teleconference 4: Hannibal
[Via GameSetWatch]
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It’s Sexy Soccer! That’s right. Do you like football/soccer? Do you like girls? Now you can have both in the same (mobile) game!
From the press release (emphasis added):
Sexy Soccer offers three mini-games based upon spot kick, dribbling and keepy up skills. Players achieving a high score in each mini game see their female football trainer […]

My Assassin looks like one of those Narutards you see walking around at anime conventions, except she has cooler clothes:

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean for this to happen. I just liked the spiky hair. Its coolness blinded me to the silly metal plate decorating your headband and to the connection to Naruto.
[Picture: Narutard headband]
[Picture: Naruto […]