I don’t think Santa Claus exists, because I wrote a very eloquent letter a couple years ago asking for the First 4 Figures limited edition Samus Aran Varia Suit statue, but he didn’t come through.
Check it out:
The statue is not available until 2009, is limited to 1 500 pieces worldwide, and comes with a $225 price tag. Yikes.
[Thanks, Twyst, for the tip and for starting my morning off with an internal struggle to stop myself from getting my credit card out. Must. Resist!]
EDIT: Shit. Okay, I pre-ordered it. They won’t be charging my card until the statue ships though, which is nice.