Corvus has a great post with some examples of what forum posts would look like if life was an MMOG:
Passing the bar is too hard! How do you expect people to access high level lawyer content if you make it struggle to get there? Nerf the bar!!
Lawrence R.
The stat bonuses to popularity don’t stack correctly. I’m wearing white athletic shoes with a +1 speed bonus and a +2 popularity bonus, navy pin stripe blue slacks with a +3 bonus to attractiveness and popularity, and a button down green plaid shirt with a +2 to popularity. Yet, when I’m wearing them all my popularity bonus is -2. What gives?!
Desperately Seeking Fashion
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I have about 10 quests left in my job quest journal.. but some of them are red so I don’t want to do them. Maybe I’ll go home and jump around on my mailbox in my underwear.