10 Tips to Help You Get Your Wii

Worried that you won’t be able to get a Wii on 19th November (US) or 8th December (Europe)? Wii Wii has 10 incredibly helpful tips that will help you secure one, such as:

5.) Walk up to every male gamer in queue, and kiss him passionately, then scream at him “ZOMG why have you not returned my 167 daily phone calls after we slept together? We had such a good time that night, you, me, and the 360 controller (especially if you’re a man!)”. Gamers don’t like you to question their sexuality, so they’ll probably scamper off back home to their mothers’ basements”

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