Funny Guild Wars Guild Names

Said Alice via Messenger:

I just love that page that lists the funny WOW guild names. Any similar for Guild Wars?

I replied:

Dunno, but I could find out.

I searched around, but I could not find a list of funny/witty Guild Wars guild names. So I made one.

Guild tags are in square brackets. The bolded ones are my favourite guild names.

Advent Children
Amazon Basin
Apacolypse Later
Attacking The Darkness
Backstreet Boyz
Barbie Girls
Bet U Miss
Big In Japan
Blame It On Us [Oops]
Blame The Monks [lame]
BORG Collective
British Empire
Callers Of Cthulhu
Charr On a Stick
Cheat Enabled
Club Baby Seals [FuR]
C O P S [GwPD]
Cosa Nostra
Crazy Eighty Eight
Deldrimor Bowl Plumbing
Dongeons Et Dragons [ADD]
Dont Aggro That Guild [RUN]
Dragon Lance
Dude Wheres My Char
Dungeons N Dolyaks [DnD]
Ebay Gold Sellers [WTS]
Energizer Bunnies
Erreur Sept [argh]
Fraggle Rock
Freaking Idiots
Fun With Blood [SuK]
George Bush Is Not My [prez]
Gentlefolk and Scholars
Ghostly Zeroes
Good Relations With Wookiees [YODA]
Green Party
Guess Who Fails At Game Balance [izzy]
Guild Name
Gwens Flute Breakers [GWEN]
Harmless Fairies
Henchmen for Hire
Hi Again
Hobbits Rule
Holy Hand Grenade League
Horde Of Zombies
House Of The Flying Daggers
House Of the Zodiac
Howl at the Moon
Hungry Hippos
I Didnt Know Gwen Was [Ten]
I Care Bears I [HUG]
Invincible Warriors [tank]
Im Following You
Immortal Slimes
In Harms Way
Indecisive and Uncaring
Invitation Only
Island Of The Misfit Toys
Ive Got Girl Parts [ZOMG]
Just Another Crowd [mob]
Just Type Resign [NooB]
Knights Of Takhisiss
Knights Of The Old Republic
Knights Who Say Ni
Le Petite Morte
Left For Dead
Lets Disband Again [cya]
Living Dangerously
Lone Wolf Pack
Love At First Site
Magic Markers
Manic Depression
Mending Is Overpowered [nerf]
Moa Birds
Monkey Business
Morporkian Mercenaries
Mostly Harmless
Nerf Herders
No Opposing Party
Nooobs Just Took Halls [WTF]
Not Suitable For Children [PRON]
Nuclear Launch Detected
Officer I Swear Shes Eighteen [GweN]
Old Skoool
Omg Noobs
Our Name Is Legion
Over The Top
Panic Attack
Parapalegic Swim Team [sink]
Patient Relaxed People
People Who Pwn
Pick Up Group [PuG]
Pirate Scum
Pirates Of The Caribbeans
Please Wait We Load Kinda Slow [prOn]
Plz Check Your Connection [Err了]
Pool Cleaners Of Tyria
Protectors of Ascalon Wildlife
Rabble Rousers
Rag Tag Bandits
Reckless Abandon
Revive Teammates [rezz]
Riot Control
Rohirrim Outriders
Screen Actors Guild [SAG]
Sisters of No Mercy
Sith Lords
Slow Children At [PLAY]
Someone Call The Ambulance [PliZ]
Sour Patch Kids
Snape Kills Dumbledore [JKR]
Sneak Attack
Spawn of Bhaal
Starfleet Intelligence Guild
State Farm
Taking Care of Business
Thank You Come Again
That Hideous Strength
Titanic Deck Chair Attendents [SWIM]
The Bomb
The Capitalist Pigs
The Fellowship Of The Bling
The Gwen Search Party
The House of the Flying Daggers
The Illuminati
The Magic Gathering
The Migrant Workers Guild
The Mucking Fuppets
The One Ups
The Rebel Alliance
The Republic
The Socialists
The Thunder Cats
The Tremere Vampires
The Under Appreciated Masterpieces
The Venture Brothers
The Zerglings
There Is A Cow Level
There Is No Cow Level
There Is No Spoons
Thou Eateth My Peas
Thought Police
Time For Bed
Toilet Paper [Wipe]
Traitors To The Crown
Wal Mart Doesnt Pay Min [Wage]
Wasted After Hours
We’ll Never Get To The [HoH] (HoH = Hall of Heroes)
We Are All Pretty [ugly]
We Are Godzilla You Are Japan
We Are Not Goth
We Cant Pay Attention [ADD]
We Cause Seizures
We Hate Life [Meh]
We Step On Puppies
We Want A Guild [LFG]
While You Were Out
Your Math Teacher [MATH]
Zerg Rushed

Sources: Guild Wars Guru Guild Database, Guild Wars Ladder, Guild Wars LiveJournal Community

Add more Guild Wars guild names in the comments!

EDIT – 19 July 2007: Thank you to all the Guild Wars players out there who have visited this page since I posted it over a year ago! I hope you have found it useful and amusing. Please continue to add any funny guild names you have come across in the comments!

  29 comments for “Funny Guild Wars Guild Names

  1. 16 July 2006 at 12:23

    Heh yeah one of my characters is named Live Action Assasin. Wouldn’t let me spell assassin correctly. My Necro is Bit Of Honey.

  2. bigwig
    16 July 2006 at 19:31

    heh, i always enjoy a good star wars reference, like nerf herders.

    I don’t see one guild my friend always takes note of. “There is no Cow Level”

  3. 16 July 2006 at 20:42

    Haha, some of those are really good names. I kinda wish I’d used one or two of those for my guild. XD

  4. 18 July 2006 at 19:13

    My boyfriend’s character is “Frankola Corpsepuke” and our friend’s name is “Bow in Your Face”. I thought they were worth a laugh hehe.

  5. 22 July 2006 at 05:27

    America has a counter to one of those… “There Is A Cow Level”.
    Awesome list.

  6. Bionic Puma
    12 August 2006 at 14:01

    Yeah, the guild name I made is in bold ; )

    I’m the creator of Dont Aggro That Guild [RUN]


  7. 13 August 2006 at 10:46


    I am from Blame The Monks [lame] :P
    Thx for the bold sign.. XD

  8. 29 August 2006 at 17:03

    Greetings from Just Type Resign [NOOB] ^^

    Nice list, thx for putting us there!
    I’d really like to see “Rurik Drops The [sOap]” and “Mending Is Overpowered[nerf]”
    in there :)

  9. Thomas
    30 August 2006 at 13:36

    whahaha this is funny. what about:

    Nooobs Just Took Halls [WTF]

    I laughed my ass off when I first saw them win halls xD

  10. Master Mordeth
    29 September 2006 at 18:23

    I saw a guy recruiting for this guild in Droknar’s Forge one night:

    Deldrimor Bowl Plumbing

  11. Zuba
    1 October 2006 at 13:58

    yay, my guild is here…
    i’m from Just Type Resign [N00B]…

  12. zero
    15 October 2006 at 06:30

    You forgot Ghostly Zeroes

  13. 18 October 2006 at 15:14

    Man that was some funny shit… What about:

    “Channel four news team”

  14. Mappie
    30 October 2006 at 03:23

    HaHa, i’m from knights that say ni [Ni] awesome guild btw really funny names there!…

  15. I Got Bored
    12 November 2006 at 14:30

    lol, i was in We Hate Life [Meh], we basically reformed same members, now we are Please Wait We Load Kinda Slow [prOn] :P

  16. 28 November 2006 at 09:10

    Don’t see Sock Monkey Ninja Pirates anywhere on that list. Tragedy, I tell ya.

  17. ryan
    3 January 2007 at 20:34

    You forgot Digital Pimp Slap [DPS], and my favorite—-> Guess who fails at game balance [izzy]

  18. 30 January 2007 at 08:30

    Great names !
    I see, you seem to like Gwen ! What do you think about our old (1.5 year) guild name :
    Gwen’s flute breakers [GWEN]

  19. Hysteria
    27 February 2007 at 20:31

    Cannibal Luncheon Club
    Burning Blade guild

  20. de dre
    28 February 2007 at 06:12

    Pillen en Poeders: Dutch for Pills and Powders

  21. Andy
    15 August 2007 at 01:35

    My rit’s name is the best:Yippie Kay Yey Mofo

  22. Meatsheild
    14 September 2007 at 00:27

    Gnomes on a Stick

  23. Sneak
    5 November 2007 at 21:14

    One of my personal favs: Stevie Wonder Needs [RC]

  24. David Firestorm
    27 November 2007 at 16:07

    There one I really laugh my ass off when I saw. Specially cause the recruit announcement went like this: Feeling cheated… well join us at Cynn Cheated On Me With[KOSS] we understand your pain.

  25. hunter
    27 March 2008 at 15:38

    Saw a good one the other day:

    If I Die It Was [LAG]

    Fun list btw. Thanks for the laugh.

  26. kaylee
    29 March 2008 at 18:14

    lol, i <3 the guild snake kills dumbldore [JKR]. my chars name is forever blonde. -^,.,^-

  27. jongal
    8 April 2008 at 23:02

    I always liked “We are the Hardmode”

  28. Jan
    9 April 2008 at 10:33

    Zhed Has Wrong Attricutes [Wait]

  29. 4 May 2008 at 10:17

    I made this one up today.

    Gwens Brother Ben.

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