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Funny Guild Wars Guild Names

Posted by Brinstar
16 July 2006

Said Alice via Messenger:

I just love that page that lists the funny WOW guild names. Any similar for Guild Wars?

I replied:

Dunno, but I could find out.

I searched around, but I could not find a list of funny/witty Guild Wars guild names. So I made one.

Guild tags are in square brackets. The bolded ones are my favourite guild names.

A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
Advent Children
Air Musicans Guild
Alpha Male
Alliance Of Presentable Egos
Angry Businessmens
Amazon Basin
Apacolypse Later
Attacking The Darkness
Axe Effect
Backstreet Boyz
Barbie Girls
Battery Powered Best Friend [Vibe]
Bet U Miss
Big In Japan
Blame It On Us [Oops]
Blame The Monks [lame]
Blinkie Ponie Armie
BORG Collective
British Empire
Brotherhood Of Massive Beatings
Callers Of Cthulhu
Charr On a Stick
Cheat Enabled
Chunky Lovin
Club Baby Seals [FuR]
C O P S [GwPD]
Cosa Nostra
Crazy Eighty Eight
CueTip
Deldrimor Bowl Plumbing
Dongeons Et Dragons [ADD]
Dont Aggro That Guild [RUN]
Dragon Lance
Dude Wheres My Char
Dungeons N Dolyaks [DnD]
Ebay Gold Sellers [WTS]
Energizer Bunnies
Erreur Sept [argh]
Fraggle Rock
Freaking Idiots
Fun With Blood [SuK]
George Bush Is Not My [prez]
Gentlefolk and Scholars
Gentlemans Club
Get Your Own Build
Ghostly Zeroes
Giligan’s Army
Good Relations With Wookiees [YODA]
Got Game?
Green Party
Guess Who Fails At Game Balance [izzy]
Guild Name
Gwens Flute Breakers [GWEN]
Harmless Fairies
Hate Crimes
Henchmen for Hire
Hi Again
Hobbits Rule
Holy Hand Grenade League
Horde Of Zombies
House Of The Flying Daggers
House Of the Zodiac
Howl at the Moon
Hungry Hippos
I Didnt Know Gwen Was [Ten]
I Care Bears I [HUG]
Invincible Warriors [tank]
Im Following You
Immortal Slimes
In Harms Way
Indecisive and Uncaring
Invitation Only
Irresistible Blokes Int
Island Of The Misfit Toys
Ive Got Girl Parts [ZOMG]
Jail Bait
Just Another Crowd [mob]
Just Type Resign [NooB]
Kama Sutra
Kill All Newbies
Knights Of Takhisiss
Knights Of The Old Republic
Knights Who Say Ni
Le Petite Morte
Left For Dead
Lets Disband Again [cya]
Lightning Strikes Twice
Living Dangerously
Lone Wolf Pack
Love At First Site
Magic Markers
Manic Depression
Mending Is Overpowered [nerf]
Moa Birds
Monkey Business
Morporkian Mercenaries
Mostly Harmless
Nappy Roots
Natural Born Killaz
Nerf Herders
No Mutants Allowed
No Opposing Party
Nooobs Just Took Halls [WTF]
Not Suitable For Children [PRON]
Nuclear Launch Detected
Officer I Swear Shes Eighteen [GweN]
Old Skoool
Omg Noobs
Our Name Is Legion
Over The Top
Panic Attack
Parapalegic Swim Team [sink]
Patient Relaxed People
People Who Pwn
Pick Up Group [PuG]
Pirate Ninjas
Pirate Scum
Pirates Of The Caribbeans
Pirates of the Scurvy Dog
Pis On Your Grave
Players Against Good and Nice
Please Wait We Load Kinda Slow [prOn]
Plz Check Your Connection [Erräº†]
Pool Cleaners Of Tyria
Protectors of Ascalon Wildlife
Rabble Rousers
Rag Tag Bandits
Reckless Abandon
Revive Teammates [rezz]
Riot Control
Rohirrim Outriders
Rubber Ducky’s Of Doom
Rurik Drops The [sOap]
Screen Actors Guild [SAG]
Shaolin Masters
Shoryuken
Sisters of No Mercy
Sith Lords
Slow Children At [PLAY]
Someone Call The Ambulance [PliZ]
Sour Patch Kids
Snape Kills Dumbledore [JKR] (Editor’s note: How cruel!)
Sneak Attack
Spawn of Bhaal
Starfleet Intelligence Guild
State Farm
Stones To Death
Suck It Up
SuicideKings
Taking Care of Business
Thank You Come Again
That Hideous Strength
Titanic Deck Chair Attendents [SWIM]
The Bomb
The Capitalist Pigs
The Fellowship Of The Bling
The Gwen Search Party
The House of the Flying Daggers
The Illuminati
The Land Of The Free [Usa]
The Last Man Standing
The Magic Gathering
The Migrant Workers Guild
The Mole People
The Mucking Fuppets
The One Ups
The Order Of Fubar
The Rebel Alliance
The Republic
The Short Bus
The Socialists
The Thunder Cats
The Tremere Vampires
The Under Appreciated Masterpieces
The Venture Brothers
The Zerglings
There Is A Cow Level
There Is No Cow Level
There Is No Spoons
Thou Eateth My Peas
Thought Police
Thundercats
Time For Bed
Toilet Paper [Wipe]
Traitors To The Crown
Twinkies With Unibrows
Wal Mart Doesnt Pay Min [Wage]
Wasted After Hours
We’ll Never Get To The [HoH] (HoH = Hall of Heroes)
We Are All Pretty [ugly]
We Are Godzilla You Are Japan
We Are Not Goth
We Blame Your Mother [MilF]
We Cant Pay Attention [ADD]
We Cause Seizures
We Get More Chicks
We Hate Life [Meh]
We Step On Puppies
We Want A Guild [LFG]
While You Were Out
Your Math Teacher [MATH]
Zerg Rushed

Sources: Guild Wars Guru Guild Database, Guild Wars Ladder, Guild Wars LiveJournal Community

Add more Guild Wars guild names in the comments!

EDIT - 19 July 2007: Thank you to all the Guild Wars players out there who have visited this page since I posted it over a year ago! I hope you have found it useful and amusing. Please continue to add any funny guild names you have come across in the comments!

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Comment Number:: 1
Written by:: Heather
Posted on:: 16 July 2006 at 15:23

Heh yeah one of my characters is named Live Action Assasin. Wouldn’t let me spell assassin correctly. My Necro is Bit Of Honey.

Comment Number:: 2
Written by:: bigwig
Posted on:: 16 July 2006 at 22:31

heh, i always enjoy a good star wars reference, like nerf herders.

I don’t see one guild my friend always takes note of. “There is no Cow Level”

Comment Number:: 3
Written by:: Skogul
Posted on:: 16 July 2006 at 23:42

Haha, some of those are really good names. I kinda wish I’d used one or two of those for my guild. XD

Comment Number:: 4
Written by:: Taryn
Posted on:: 18 July 2006 at 22:13

My boyfriend’s character is “Frankola Corpsepuke” and our friend’s name is “Bow in Your Face”. I thought they were worth a laugh hehe.

Comment Number:: 5
Written by:: Shadowdrop
Posted on:: 22 July 2006 at 8:27

America has a counter to one of those… “There Is A Cow Level”.
Awesome list.

Comment Number:: 6
Written by:: Bionic Puma
Posted on:: 12 August 2006 at 17:01

Yeah, the guild name I made is in bold ; )

I’m the creator of Dont Aggro That Guild [RUN]

WOOT!

Comment Number:: 7
Written by:: Solon
Posted on:: 13 August 2006 at 13:46

I am from Blame The Monks [lame]
Thx for the bold sign.. XD

Comment Number:: 8
Written by:: Amilo Robin
Posted on:: 29 August 2006 at 20:03

Greetings from Just Type Resign [NOOB] ^^

Nice list, thx for putting us there!
I’d really like to see “Rurik Drops The [sOap]” and “Mending Is Overpowered[nerf]”
in there

Comment Number:: 9
Written by:: Thomas
Posted on:: 30 August 2006 at 16:36

whahaha this is funny. what about:

Nooobs Just Took Halls [WTF]

I laughed my ass off when I first saw them win halls xD

Comment Number:: 10
Written by:: Master Mordeth
Posted on:: 29 September 2006 at 21:23

I saw a guy recruiting for this guild in Droknar’s Forge one night:

Deldrimor Bowl Plumbing

Comment Number:: 11
Written by:: Zuba
Posted on:: 1 October 2006 at 16:58

yay, my guild is here…
i’m from Just Type Resign [N00B]…

Comment Number:: 12
Written by:: zero
Posted on:: 15 October 2006 at 9:30

You forgot Ghostly Zeroes

Comment Number:: 13
Written by:: Daniel
Posted on:: 18 October 2006 at 18:14

Man that was some funny shit… What about:

“Channel four news team”

Comment Number:: 14
Written by:: Mappie
Posted on:: 30 October 2006 at 7:23

HaHa, i’m from knights that say ni [Ni] awesome guild btw really funny names there!…

Comment Number:: 15
Written by:: I Got Bored
Posted on:: 12 November 2006 at 17:30

lol, i was in We Hate Life [Meh], we basically reformed same members, now we are Please Wait We Load Kinda Slow [prOn]

Comment Number:: 16
Written by:: inkgrrl
Posted on:: 28 November 2006 at 12:10

Don’t see Sock Monkey Ninja Pirates anywhere on that list. Tragedy, I tell ya.

Comment Number:: 17
Written by:: ryan
Posted on:: 3 January 2007 at 23:34

You forgot Digital Pimp Slap [DPS], and my favorite—-> Guess who fails at game balance [izzy]

Comment Number:: 18
Written by:: Inslinven
Posted on:: 30 January 2007 at 11:30

Great names !
I see, you seem to like Gwen ! What do you think about our old (1.5 year) guild name :
Gwen’s flute breakers [GWEN]

Comment Number:: 19
Written by:: Hysteria
Posted on:: 27 February 2007 at 23:31

Cannibal Luncheon Club
Burning Blade guild

Comment Number:: 20
Written by:: de dre
Posted on:: 28 February 2007 at 9:12

Pillen en Poeders: Dutch for Pills and Powders

Comment Number:: 21
Written by:: Andy
Posted on:: 15 August 2007 at 1:35

My rit’s name is the best:Yippie Kay Yey Mofo

Comment Number:: 22
Written by:: Meatsheild
Posted on:: 14 September 2007 at 0:27

Gnomes on a Stick

Comment Number:: 23
Written by:: Sneak
Posted on:: 5 November 2007 at 22:14

One of my personal favs: Stevie Wonder Needs [RC]

Comment Number:: 24
Written by:: David Firestorm
Posted on:: 27 November 2007 at 17:07

There one I really laugh my ass off when I saw. Specially cause the recruit announcement went like this: Feeling cheated… well join us at Cynn Cheated On Me With[KOSS] we understand your pain.

Comment Number:: 25
Written by:: hunter
Posted on:: 27 March 2008 at 14:38

Saw a good one the other day:

If I Die It Was [LAG]

Fun list btw. Thanks for the laugh.

Comment Number:: 26
Written by:: kaylee
Posted on:: 29 March 2008 at 17:14

lol, i <3 the guild snake kills dumbldore [JKR]. my chars name is forever blonde. -^,.,^-

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