Not even the possibility of seeing a
hot (Kristanna Loken is not all that) half-vampire woman kicking ass will make me go see the BloodRayne film. Please do not see it or else it will encourage Uwe Boll to commit even more atrocities. I beg this of my small audience. If you have such horrendous taste in films that you would actually subject yourself to the train wreck that is BloodRayne, at least don’t see it at the cinema. Use some other means of seeing it. Wait for the DVD. The cinema for BloodRayne would be a total waste money, which you could put towards, I don’t know — buying a cheap used copy of the BloodRayne video game. The play experience would be a damn sight better than the film experience, I’m sure. I like vampires and the vampire mythos, but not enough to see an Uwe Boll film.
I have no idea how Boll gets his hands on all these video game properties, but the guy is a pox on the video-game-to-film adaptation business. It’s true that we don’t have many great adapations to start with, but Boll isn’t doing any good, either. And it’s only getting worse. There currently five more video game films that Boll is slated to direct!
I’m going to see Underworld Evolution for my dose of hot lady vampire (Mm, Kate Beckinsale with fangs…) ass-kicking action. I encourage you to
think about do ing the same. Underworld is not related to video games, although White Wolf, publishers of the horror/supernatural-themed World of Darkness (table-top and LARP) gaming creations, tried to sue Sony Pictures for copyright infringement. As I recall, White Wolf were not successful.
I liked the first Underworld film, so I hope the sequel will be all right. It’s not high art, admittedly, but could be entertaining. At the very least, I know I won’t be cringing in pain whilst watching Underworld Evolution.