WWII RTS OMG LOL

Saw this the other day, but didn’t get around to reading the full text till just now. An excerpt from “If World War II had been an RTS”:

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

  2 comments for “WWII RTS OMG LOL

  1. 21 July 2005 at 16:47

    Saw this linked to from elsewhere but it is indeed brilliant. Clever, nerdy and funny all at once. :)

  2. 23 July 2005 at 15:42

    Ha ha ha, That’s hilarious!

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