Saw this the other day, but didn’t get around to reading the full text till just now. An excerpt from “If World War II had been an RTS”:

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

  2 comments for “WWII RTS OMG LOL

  1. 21 July 2005 at 16:47

    Saw this linked to from elsewhere but it is indeed brilliant. Clever, nerdy and funny all at once. :)

  2. 23 July 2005 at 15:42

    Ha ha ha, That’s hilarious!

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