From Game Girl Advance:
Reuters, AP — Riding what can only be described as a licensing title wave, EA is set to announce that it has brokered an exclusive licensing agreement with God, The Almighty.
In an unofficial statement, Larry Probst said, “Well, we really feel it was a good deal for us. I mean, we have a quite a few titles that feature God in them, such as Populus, Black and White, and even The Sims, just to name a few. We felt that it was in our best interests to get the exclusive on Him before anyone else had the chance to snap Him up.”
The contract is speculated to hold God to an exclusive five year deal with EA, including using His likeness on box art, marketing, and especially His Voice of God for trailers and previews to the song of twenty five billion a year for five years. “Everyone knows we have more money than God,” Probst proclaimed, “we just figured we should leverage that and grab God while we still could.”
El Oh El.