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Guardian GamesBlog Commenters


I liked the Guardian GamesBlog when it wasn’t quite so popular; when moronic arseholes didn’t read it, and therefore couldn’t feel the need to voice their opinions quite so much. Now it’s just become a testosterone-laden forum for holier-than-though, I-know-what’s-best, pseudo-intellectual games culture critics. I consider myself as somewhat of a commentator on games culture, […]

Sexy Console Action


Saturday, I came late to the party and bought myself a PlayStation 2 (SCPH-70012 CB model). It’s so svelte and sexy. It’s hot stuff, let me tell you. I’ve boxed up my PS1, and I’m going to put it away somewhere once I find the controller.
I’ve been playing Katamari Damacy and Tekken 4. I’m not […]

Internet People Suck


I fucking hate the twats on the internet who talk big and bad are just complete asshats because they’re protected by anonymity. Fucking jerks. I’ll rip your eyes out!

Acid for Blood


Lately I’ve toyed with the idea of creating a review blog, you know, to review stuff. Or maybe just to have a public space on the interweb, a place that I can point to and say, “Hey, look, I have a website/blog”. I’m not sure whether reviewing stuff will be the ultimate purpose of this […]